they're making it too easy to be vegetarian

so i was preparing dinner just now and of course all i have are meat products in the freezer-need to use them up, right? don't want lee making me feel guilty about the homeless, right? not so sure anymore. whenever i cook with chicken i usually only use boneless skinless breasts but this certain recipe called for whole cut up chicken. lucky for me, there was actually one in my freezer. i go to open the package and this is what it reads:



in case you can't read due to the fact that camera phones generally SUCK, it reads:
"Whole Cut Up Chicken
with neck and giblets
Giblets may be of irregular proportion"

that last line is like putting the cherry on top, only its a bad cherry. whatever does that mean? giblets may be of irregular proportion? oh for real, i want to puke. i proceed with removing chicken, giblets and all (sickened out of my mind-i would have used my yellow rubber gloves had i not used them to clean fecal matter from toilets but really, what's the diff?) and rinse it off, turn it over, only to see where the little bugger was severed and the dried blood that ensues during the....bloody process (no pun intended). here's what remains of his lifeless body. i couldn't go through with using the rest...(i threw it away. gasp! lee's words ringing: "waste not want")



for the record, i will NOT be participating in the consumption of this meal.